You know, I find it ironic that, during the Vegas curse, I wanted to be a cook. Given my history of destroying ovens and burning water, me being a cook is hilarious.

I bet I'd be a terrible bartender too. I can't juggle, either.

...How is it that Vegas me is much cooler than normal me? Is it cuz of the Vegas bit? I bet it is. Ah well.

[It's a real slow night at the bar...not at the casino, everybody is gambling away their fortunes, and Hanna loves to watch them, but as far as getting drinks goes? Surprisingly few takers tonight.

So, Hanna's bored.]

Man, what is with these people tonight...usually they love to come and get drunk...

[SIIIGH.]Ah well. The customers'll come ( Read more... )